sQuIbBlEs, ♥️ Valentine’s Day ♥️Edition, by jEnN wEbStEr

Well, my darlings, I am pur-ty sure guessing that there won’t be any of those cotton-pickin’ conversation heart thingies this Valentine’s Day; But take heart, my friends, things could have gotten a lot worse-Just be glad that you will not be seeing these hearts anytime soon…
It looks like the very first month of 2019 is almost over, so I think that means that it is almost time for companies to show off new products that would make their debuts on store shelves for the coming year…
We here at KALEIDOSCOPE have just (somehow) selected some products that probably won’t be on any store shelf anytime soon…
And finally, that city that has got all the stars in it (next to Hollywood), Las Vegas, shall be putting on a brand-new show, featuring a brand-new headlining act; They have just created new post cards to advertise that show, so here is this post card that shall not ever be in any Las Vegas souvenir shop anytime soon…
Not very long ago, I had announced to all of you good ‘ol bloggers and blog followers out there that I had finished causing parody-filled trouble with that crazy space Brit who flies around in that blue elevator of his, er, hers; However, I somehow began to wonder what her three stooges, er, I mean pals, have since been doing since that show is taking a hiatus; Well, we here at KALEIDOSCOPE have just found proof of that those three have been doing print magazine advertisement work, such as…
And last, but ever-so-not least, if one must wonder what Graham Crackers has been doing since the Docky-Wocky went on hiatus, well, here is your answer…